by Faptastic Master February 22, 2018

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.
"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."
by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.
I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.
by PDXMike August 11, 2016

person 1: holy shit this character just jumped off a cliff why would the author write this
person 2: was it tagged with Dead Dove: Do Not Eat?
person 1: yeah
person 2: thats your fault bud they warned you
person 2: was it tagged with Dead Dove: Do Not Eat?
person 1: yeah
person 2: thats your fault bud they warned you
by robynn_ January 25, 2025

When somebody is being a fake ass bitch
by Acemcshlaghg June 10, 2018

They are dead
by Bigbadussy2000 October 20, 2021

Person 1: Nobody got a good grade on that test.
Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.
Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.
Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.
Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.
by What is ya doin Dan May 20, 2017
