straight white

1: Cocaine.

2: A "straight white male", a term used either as a symbol of pride by the scummiest possible people (racist sexist homophobic Neo-Nazis) or derogatorily by SJWs.

1:

Druggie: "I'm gonna go snort some of the straight white and be right back, 'kay?"

2.1:

Neo-Nazi Fanfic: "It is the year 2050, I am the last straight white male. This is my story."

2.2:
You: "People like Andrew Tate deserve to be arrested."
SJW: "Shut up. You're a straight white male and straight white males are the end of the world!"

by PLMMJ December 7, 2023

Straight

LITERALLY PYRO. HES THE STRAIGHTEST MAN ALIVE?? DUHHHHH :3

Pyro is so straight

by oleicautismeater February 19, 2024

Straight

To confirm your statement, used as a tag question at the end of a sentence, to confirm to something.
Similar to "word" & "innit"

That was a great movie, straight?
That was a great move, straight.
Straight?
Straight.

by dddunki February 24, 2024

Straight up batshit crazy

The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!

The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits

i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits

by Mlum April 15, 2024

Straightener

A term used by :- complete pussy's/ chavs pussy's, people who aspire to be bullies but just ain't hard enough, people that wish they were hard / cool but never will be, cowards who are unloved / unlovable, wimps who couldn't punch their way out of a money spiders web, spoilt mummy's boys who have ridiculous tattoos to try and mask their wimpyness. Especially used by the type of people that probably turn up to your house when they know your not there, pretending they've got some sort of bottle infront of your Mrs.

"I went to his house for a straightener but he wasn't there so I told his fucking Mrs instead. "

"I was gonna have a straightener with him then! You wait till I see him next!" ( right after you just passed him and did fuck all)

by Tough guy666 April 18, 2024

straight girl kiss

when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.

“Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”

“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”

by georgiaxlauren April 23, 2024