two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.

Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.

by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016

smashing potatoes

Fisting

Smashing potatoes? Thats my kink.

by 1012asdfghjkl May 13, 2016

Baked Potato

da best food ever.

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.

by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 4, 2016

Undercooked potato

Meaning someone looks like total sh!t

Dang McKenzie , I look like an undercooked potato today !

by @kenzleigh November 6, 2016

flannel potatoe

When you put too much ketchup on your fries and they become soggy

No that's too much ketchup

Now it's a flannel potatoe

by Milly fletcher December 14, 2016

baked potato

A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.

It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.

by dgrinder February 3, 2017