parked pause

Leaving the penis inside the vagina after ejaculation keeping it ready for next round of intercourse

I was with Ashley last night. After I came in her We did a parked pause while we made out for a while. Then we screwed some more.

by Rakis March 15, 2019

Miller Park

A well built baseball stadium in Milwaukee Wisconsin. Great place to see a ballgame, with great beer, grub, and gracious Brewer fans. It has a retractable roof for bad weather, not a bad seat in the house, plenty of parking and room for tailgaiting. Even out of towners remark at such a glorious place. That is besides the cubs, who swarm up to the brew house and flood I 94 all summer long doing 55 in the left lane with their phone in one hand and their thumbs up their ass(they enjoy this) with the other. Holding up the flow with their narcissistic attitudes thinking everyone would just love to be them, when in reality everyone outside their fan base REALLY hates them with a passion. They even seem to have tried to rename it "wrigley north" in the recent years. Not surprising due to the fact that their stadium is nothing less than a turd in a tuxedo, and a pile of shit bricks, that they seem to keep remodeling even though it should have been demolished in the last century. It stinks of cheap beer piss and rotten crotch from 5 miles away. They wouldnt dare call their two immediate neighbors Busch Stadium, "wrigley west" or Comiskey Park, "wrigley south" cuz theyll get their teeth knocked out for it. Granted a lot of Brewer fans have been driven away due to their small market, blue collar fan base, the recession of '08, as well as making the biggest mistake of moving to the national league in '98 and have been regretting it ever since.

Hey wanna go to Miller Park?

Yeah who they playing???

The scrubs(cubs)!

Oh great, now we will have the pleasure of them getting piss faced drunk, starting fights, and acting like this house is theirs.

Yeah i know theyre such butt plugs. It was so much better when we shared the A.L. central with the White Sox. They at least behaved like fans and not like animals.

Hell even the Cardinals fans act normal. Dont those enemas know its a game and not a frat house.

by DA FIB March 16, 2019

ox park

In finance and economics this term is used to allude to small savers, who due to their very little finanacial literacy expose themselves to the risk of investing in junk bonds or cryptocurrencies and lose a great chunk of their savings. So, like oxen that are gonna be slaughtered. In the movie "Trading places" (starring Eddie Murphy) there is an ox park scene at the end of the movie where everyone does just like the others (illiterate in terms of finance) do and loses money basically. It describes a herd of cattle on the range unaware they're going to be slaughtered.

Ox park has lost dough by investing in Bitcoin and in Venezuela and Greece government bonds

by Oklahoma10 March 18, 2019

trailer park poach

when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.

Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach

by SirSource March 18, 2019

Spark it and park it

When you light a joint and sit down

"Hey Marino!"

"Yeah?"
"Let's spark it and park it on the couch to watch 'COPS'"

by TheyCallMe"Papa" December 19, 2018

Rosa Parked

When a car full of black folks almost side swipe a car full of white folks just to get to the better Parking space before them. They also proceed to give a smug look or nasty glare at said white family as a sign of victory over the parking space.

"Dang Jim! They almost hit us trying to get that spot! Then they mean mugged us and coasted in! We just got Rosa Parked!

by C8astrophic December 28, 2018

He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019