pineapple hairs

In Anix’s youtube video where he recreates Bikini Bottom, he refers to the stem of Spongebob’s pineapple, as pineapple hairs.

I need to build some pineapple hairs for spongebobs pineapple!

by scarlettfyre June 16, 2020

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carpet hair

a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch

Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.

by prairiefairy May 16, 2010

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Pineapple Hairs

The spiky green leaves on top of a pineapple, as defined by Anix (YouTuber).

Look at the pineapple hairs on top of Spongebob’s house

by Ratty Remy June 16, 2020

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A hair flip done by someone who doesn't actually have hair. Therefore it is simply a gesture equivalent to a hair flip. It can be used to mock someone, to show disgust or disdain, or just to be flamboyant.

After my boss went on a bitch rant, I gave my coworker the pseudo hair flip to show my frustration.

by Flaggit February 3, 2010

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hair purgatory

The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.

I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.

by emmatortie June 10, 2015

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