Angel Hair

Small and thin metal shavings produced by worn out machinery tooling that is no longer sharp or properly shaped. It will produce very fine and fluffy metal "hair" that can be hazardous to the end user if consumed whether that be a engine or a person.

that tooling is worn out you can see angel hair accumulating from where it has been cutting

by agrivaine July 16, 2025

Jesus Hair

1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.

2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.

1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?

Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.

2.

Person A: What do I need to make said potion.

Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.

by red circle July 23, 2025

shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi

a crash out, from having second-hand embarrassment.

Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

North Carolina Hair Tie

Grabbing on the pony tail of a pickpocket (or other low level thief) and refusing to let go until you get your shit back.

@barr_none: an American mom taught the Italians a new little trick called standing up for themselves, they are using a little move that I'm affectionately calling the "North Carolina Hair Tie", "Get Fucked Criminals"

by anonymous August 28, 2025

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

by JamesPage September 2, 2025

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.

When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.

by lilboogieface September 21, 2025

The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner

Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing”

by Defrost771735 October 17, 2025