Horse Hair Motherfucker

A slur for someone of Mongolian descent

Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker.

Jack: how do you know?
Bob: look at his eyes jackass

by SawyersRus December 30, 2023

CW hair

A hair style of typically long thick hair with perfect curls defined by the CW television show network’s trademark perfect hair on every character, even if they are doing something as unnatural as waking up from a long nights sleep… their hair will still be perfect.

(Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)

“Oh my gosh, her hair is so gorgeous!” “Yeah, she totally has, like, CW hair”

Also mentioned in Glee — Kurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”

by oopsiezs January 07, 2025

A hair

Something that nerds hate in their food

EEEK! A HAIR IN MY CEREAL!!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 08, 2019

Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.

Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

bounch hair

The hair growth on your taint, nifkin, or grundle.

I like it when my chick braids my bounch hair with her tongue.

by Rowdy Rooster February 23, 2004

red hair man

A man that has its own body suit of hair that can be braided from his head to his balls.

Mom look at that red hair man

by Darkninja07 February 17, 2016

skittle hair

Something that Lil Pump and 6ix9ine have.

It can also look alright in some circumstances.

Skittle hair, yeah.

by iGood October 03, 2018