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facebook cowboy 

A person that goes to Cabela’s or Bass Pro and buys everything at retail then brags to their friends online. They believe in their mind that they just had a hunt of their life!
Andrew just bought an expensive cooler from Cabela’s and posted about it. He must be a Facebook Cowboy.
facebook cowboy by Mathleen February 7, 2018

facebook stupidity 

Someone who frequently shares fake or satirical posts on Facebook thinking them to be true.
Person 1:Did you see that post John shared? If you put your ATM pin in backwards it calls the police! That's really clever
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.

Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.
Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)

facebook hobo

A broke bitch looking for drugs money or place to live
Amy was a facebook hobo until she got what she needed
facebook hobo by Cc003 May 28, 2018

Facebook Apocalypse 

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God
John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

Facebook Foolie

A lame-o that relies on facebook memes and culture as a comedy source.
Yo dude, did you see h3h3's new video on more facebook foolies?
Facebook Foolie by geouxx July 10, 2018