Pulling a Bryan

When you are feeling like a sad pathetic loser, so you text your ex begging her to take you back.

P1:Did you hear about Ted?
P2:Nah, what happened?
P1:He tried pulling a Bryan on Doug's girl!

P2:How did it end up?

P1:They read the messages together and laughed about how pathetic he was!

by Nutsackmuscle February 19, 2019

Hunter Logan Bryant

Is usually a hoe but is very sweet. Will go out of his way to make sure you’re okay and is a very lovey dovey person. He will always be there for you when you need him, will love you unconditionally, and has a sweet ass.

Girl: “Hunter Logan Bryant is the best person ever and is the Simba to my Nala, with that sweet ass.”
Girl 2: “really?”
Girl: “(winks) his ass is the best in the world and very smackable”.

by csam287 May 26, 2019

aaden and brynna

The perfect couple

Aaden and Brynna are so cute

by Fotjjtidjrnwn October 28, 2019

Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.

Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend

by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021

derrick and bryleigh

what happens when a moveable force meets an unstoppable object

“derrick and bryleigh are the cutest, they’re unstoppable”

by pi’erre June 5, 2021

4th Of Bryson

The 4th of Bryson is a day where all big black gays come together to kiss and throw parties.

"Yo dude! It's the 4th of Bryson!" *Kisses*

by brysonsbiggestfan July 4, 2021

do it bryan

"Fuck you Biden"

"I can't believe I have to pay taxes.." "Do it Bryan!"

by mspizza November 4, 2021