top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night

“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller”

by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 27, 2020

Tree Topping

A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis

Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night

by NUTSofaNAT June 17, 2017

Top-Hatch Nigger

The worst type of black person known to man.

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.

by slayer28829393 June 15, 2023

Gop rop ea top

“Great” im Amy fowler’s secret language: op.

From the big bang theory.

“That sounds great!
No it doesn’t, it sounds gop rop ea top!!”
You’re not being gop rop ea top, unspecified female acquaintance.

by Weeb w/ too much testosterone July 08, 2023

Top Gobblin'

When the gooblety gobblety is so tip top, that she looks up at at you from slobin yo knob, and grins like a cretin.

Goblin
Gobblin'

Bro, she has a cute smile.

Nah bro, she was sucking my dick and looked up at me with the most treacherous grin.
I should've known she was a Top Gobblin'.

by BlueJuice October 07, 2023

frosty top

an old person. the “frost” referring to their grey hair on top of their head.

“these frosty tops walk so slow!”

by Iwearsockstosleep April 05, 2022

Frosty top

The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.

Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.

by Extremesatan May 22, 2020