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Something every self respecting straight man will do
I will suck a dick for 25 cents

Thats gay

Its not gay if you do it for money
by I_eat_dick July 8, 2021
mugGet the i will suck a dick for 25 centsmug.
The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018
mugGet the I would rather get my dick suckedmug.

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
by CR000 January 4, 2016
mugGet the suck a golf ball through a garden hosemug.

tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian
Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie
by ellis walsh December 14, 2008
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Sucked His Man Boobs Clean of Fat and Milk

When someone behaves in a way so as to think that you are stupid, when really you are the one playing them.
When the little man drank the poisoned wine in "Princess Bride," Wesley sucked his man boobs clean of fat and milk.
by SoftCrumb October 13, 2021
mugGet the Sucked His Man Boobs Clean of Fat and Milkmug.
Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."
by Sqrxz July 6, 2015
mugGet the let's not start sucking each other's dicks yetmug.

suck my cock day (december 21st)

dude its suck my cock day

holy shit yeah we gotta suck his cock

suck my cock day (december 21st)
by suck my cock man December 20, 2020
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