I have to see a man about a sandwich

A phrase often muttered when Subway or fast food burger joints become the better alternative for a previously planned meal.

After contemplating his hot buttered bugar hamster sandwich glued together and spray painted black, the guy threw it away saying "I have to see a man about a sandwich".

by Hugh Jasphart June 23, 2022

Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023

Scoobie Doo Sandwich

A person getting spitroasted by 2 masked people. When both masked people finish, they then reveal their faces.

"Bro did you hear about Velma get the Scoobie Doo Sandwich?? Yeah Old Man Rogers and Fred did it during Halloween."

by "It wasnt me" December 12, 2023

Sherwood Sandwich

Unexpectantly Cross Checking your opponent in the teeth with your hockey stick

After numerous hacks to the back of my legs. I fed that son of a bitch a Sherwood Sandwich

by Stucifer April 4, 2009

compliment sandwich

When an insult is softened by placing a compliment before and after.

That jerk Jason gave me a real compliment sandwich. He was like “I’m so happy we’re finally hanging out. You must be really comfortable around me to show up with your hair like that. Only a natural beauty could pull of that just-rolled-out-of-bed look.

by DonutDilla April 7, 2022

Reverse Goth Girl Sandwich

The art of fucking two gothic obsessed sluts at the same time. One dick two goths. Goth threesome.

Person 1: Anonymous did the Reverse Goth Girl Sandwich last night. What a lucky bastard.

by Gothic Tomboy Enjoyer July 18, 2023

Enormous Sandwich

Term given by ICT Technicians to boys with rather large genitals.

"Have you got your enormous sandwich out again?"

by Monkey08 March 31, 2008