Dry Potato

An individual with no interesting qualities. Boring, sedentary, or predictable.

My girl’s ex was such a dry potato. All he did was watch the office on repeat.

by Jankey J March 08, 2023

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Potato Monkey

Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".

"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1

by Yee_Enjoyer June 19, 2024

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Someone who doesn't understand what heart hands are who doesn't want to get in trouble for saying the word Slut.
Another way of saying "I love you"

"I love you, you potato slooot!"
"What a potato slooot!"
"Potato slooot!"

by laceysmom February 16, 2023

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by Wheel Potato Kid December 28, 2020

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When a person takes a fat shit and puts it in a pot to simmer on a low heat for at least 18 mins.

“My girl made pot potatoes last night. Shit reeked!”

by Chadsxlpeen September 30, 2022

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a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.

by orangasm February 02, 2020

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A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

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