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meditation 

something that can seem boring and uncomfortable, but just try it for more than 30 min, daily, to get back your investment, plus interest.
you don't need to sit in an uncomfortable position, but also don't fall asleep immediately because you finally stopped looking at a laptop or phone screen for 5 minutes and your brain feels utterly grateful and relieved.

useful to pick a goal to keep you engaged. even though they are not really-really a thing, as described on the internet, like a lot of other things, really, a lot of people feel very motivated to finally feel some chakra. why not pick this?

why not try meditation to feel some interesting things? ...eventually
something to meditate on

Doug: your entire body can basically be seen as a lot of chakras, kinda. if you are very pragmatic, think about the fact that you have nerve endings everywhere, works! if you get very spiritual with this, you can also say you are not just your body, so more chakras to focus on. try meditation.
meditation by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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Medical Humanities Scholar 

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.
Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.
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Media diagnosis 

All the b.s. characteristics (b.s because the said characteristics are overwhelmingly false by like 99.5%) that the media invents about you and diagnoses you with
Aoc just received a negative media diagnosis on fox news.

MediCare 

Proceeds of gambling from the streamer Medicated on twitch.tv/AussieSlots that support the slots exploits of the other two streamers, Aussie and Clamps
Had it not been for the MediCare from last night’s stream, we’d have to call Aunty Reeta early!
MediCare by ALL_IN_KAPPA July 23, 2022

medititulate 

The practice of calming the body and mind through deep breath, focus and playing with the nipples
Please do not disturb me when I medititulate, I need it.
medititulate by Jdoggiedog July 24, 2022

medititulate 

The practice of calming the mind and body through deep breath, focus and playing with one's nipples
Please do not disturb me when I medititulate, I need it.
medititulate by Jdoggiedog July 24, 2022

medic fucker 

Jewish derogatory term.
Comes from the antisemitic theory of Jews being money hoarders, and, from doctors naturally making a lot of money.

Can also be turned into medic/doctor/nurse, fucker/lover

Also commented translated into Yiddish as "Medikar Faker"
1: Ey, medic fucker!
2: Bro what the fuck, I'm Jewish
1: Thats the point.