Instant wet 

When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.

He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.

Instant wet by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019

Waupun Wet Woody 

When you are having sex and don't like the feel of the condom so you take it off and shove it down your partners throat.

Lily: Noah gave me the greatest Waupun Wet Woody last night, his load was massive!

Waupun Wet Woody by Maguiredellyinthecut October 23, 2023

one-eyed wet willy 

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

one-eyed wet willy by cubbi54 October 4, 2015

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy 

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy, is when you put your finger in someone's ear and put it in your mouth.

- I did Reverse Reverse wet willy with my friend yesterday!
- Eww, That's gross!

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy by TheReverseStranger January 23, 2018

Playing the Wet Bugle 

Dropping some serious wet sounding farts. May be simply from wet sounding gas. May also be the wet sound of flatulence after receiving ejaculate during anal sex.

Taco Bell last night made me start playing the wet bugle today.

After I laid my nut in LaKrieseha’s tight booty last night, she was playing the wet bugle about 3 am.

Playing the Wet Bugle by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

My Piggie Is Wet

Being so excited that it makes your penis so erect to the point of where you came or there is precum making your cock wet, translating just to four words. That meaning made up of a short reference of "my dick is wet".

It's a pint of euphoria that starts in your brain the n translates through your body to the penile cavity eventually creating an erection that is so incredibly erect and structured. (Deriving from the feeling passed through your body's association of the feeling from euphoric moment received from a person place or thing). That your erection begins to produce seminal fluid from your prostate that eventually starts to excude out of our penile cap and at times converts to a total orgasm because of the excitement produced from such feeling; in-turn, making your penile cavity undried from your produced seminal fluid.

"Awh... your piggies wet?"

"Yeah... My Piggie is Wet"

My Piggie Is Wet by Uncle David Here March 2, 2020

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

You got a little coke on your nose - term from the 1980s

"Amy, your fruit salad is a little wet..." he said knowingly.

Your fruit salad is a little wet... by Bloop22222222 January 15, 2019