Shit dude! My girlfriend gave me some cold top last night too! I'm still not sure how I feel about it...
by Omnipresent Sentinel May 1, 2016
Get the cold topmug. 
you
you are a top.
you are a top.
by wetcoochdrip January 10, 2021
Get the topmug. A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023
Get the Top Lad Ewicmug. When a man is speaking to/texting multiple women, in relation to his friends he speaks to many more women than they are currently.
Shane: are you texting shansel?
Brad: nah.
Shane: sally?
Brad: nope.
Shane: who you texting then?
Brad: sally's mum
Shand: wow you are definitely top churpser, your shirt is in the post
Brad: nah.
Shane: sally?
Brad: nope.
Shane: who you texting then?
Brad: sally's mum
Shand: wow you are definitely top churpser, your shirt is in the post
by Sora.farm September 14, 2021
Get the Top Churpsermug. 
When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.
I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.
by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022
Get the Going top shelfmug.