top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 26, 2024

top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

by ellemnopee April 04, 2014

Top Dozer

Someone who is so good at something that he bulldozes the rest down.

'Bloody hell Djokovic is a top Dozer.'

by tommybisho-sama June 30, 2022

Top host

When soliciting sex online the phrase top host explains your going to be on top and the sex will happen in your home

Yo marv, I had some Bomb ass anal the other day she was a top host

by Pwatson September 03, 2016

Top MG

It's a slang term that means being under so many layers of irony that you don’t know who you are anymore.

The term is often used to describe someone who has lost touch with reality or their own identity due to excessive irony or sarcasm.

She doesn't even like the show anymore, idk why she's watching it. She's such a Top MG

by Mukesh Gupta August 02, 2023

Trunk-top

Refers to (usually) a guy wearing either over-tight underwear or swim shorts with no shirt. This usually leads to a ‘trunk-top’ in which that person’s belly fat hangs over the top of their trunks. Similar to a muffin top, except specifically caused by swim shorts or underwear.

*Tom is wearing tight swim shorts by the beach*
Will: ‘Wow Tom, you’ve you’ve got a bit of a trunk-top going on there!’
Tom: ‘I know Will, that’s the beer belly for you!’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 13, 2019

top zozl

The level of funniness between top kek and lmao.
lmao<top zozl< top kek

bro 1: Look at this shitpost status meme bro
bro 2: top zozl

by jojojorisjhjosef December 04, 2020