Gay porn

1. Makes your toenails grow.

2. Sideways.

“Dude, your toe-nails are Gay Porn!”

by Hele53 June 22, 2021

Dieter Porn

When your friend plays 3 games at once and sleeps for 17 hours every day

Hey Kevin stop doing a Dieter Porn

by Dieter barthoiloakeus May 28, 2024

Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.

Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."

by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025

Porn

Something urban dictionary can't live without.

*Porn exists*

The people of Urban dictionary: It's free real estate

by FoolishBaboon January 20, 2020

Porn

Daily tv for the kids

"The kids are getting annoying"
"stick on some porn on the tv that will entertain them"

by jack bins August 22, 2022

Porn

A sport ya mother, sister, aunt, grandmother, cousin and I are familiar with. Our favorite thing to do as a family

Your mother and i starred in a porno together.

Me and your sister had sex while watching pornography.

Your aunt and I had a conversation on what type of porn we like.

by Jurassic Tits November 24, 2021

Porn

A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.

All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''

Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''

by H1JACK#7789 December 5, 2021