Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".

I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.

by OTFB March 21, 2010

Gravy Merchant

A peddler of nonsense

"Pfft, Percy Shelley. What a gravy merchant".

by wordsinabox December 10, 2010

Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011

Opera March

The march of a group of party guests to answer a person who made a ridiculous and offensive comment.

Chris wanted to do something irrational so they made an Opera March.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Resident Merchant

A Venetian* resident merchant is one who is often found in all walks of life, but majorly in areas of potential power, and is one who uses his knowledge to keep non-merchants in a stasis of unproductive activity.
Often, he tries to prevent unpopular truths from being known so that only merchants may gain and maintain power.

"I was talking about making money at my job and resident merchant told me that making money was useless and that I should volunteer for transsexuals instead"
"There's always a resident merchant lurking. I told you to beware.."

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

Wang Merchant

Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.

"Charlotte's a proper wang merchant."

by I'mNotAWangMerchant August 18, 2016

slut march

Synonym for walk of shame

I saw Kayla doing a slut march Saturday morning.

by vailskibum June 20, 2016