Lord have Jesus 

Lord have Jesus is an misspelling of some other word. Its also used in comedy.

Jon : Want to see my automatic fleshlight?

Dave : Lord have Jesus.

Lord have Jesus by SIMPostor December 19, 2020

Sweet Zombie Jesus 

Zombie Lord who will eat your brains; also the name of the band who represent his music/art/clothing line/religion.

"Sweet Zombie Jesus will eat your brains"

Sweet Zombie Jesus by Dirty Joe June 13, 2004

come-to-Jesus moment

When I go on my mission to fight god on the behalf of the totality of human suffering

fuck a come-to-Jesus moment

come-to-Jesus moment by fresh cream yum December 10, 2019

Six flags over Jesus 

Any roll around on the floor church.

Oral Roberts University is a total Six flags over Jesus, man.
Aces, yo.

Six flags over Jesus by Oral. Who names a kid Oral? October 14, 2008

Electric Jesus

The robotic man that sits outside of random stores and proclaims "I am Electric Jesus".

"Hey, lets go see what that robot does! it looks cool!"
"Oh, okay, sure!"
(The people walk up to robot)
(Motion sensor detects approaching)
(Lights flash)
('sing hallelujah.....'in background)
"I AM ELECTRIC JESUS!"

Electric Jesus by krackaddikt April 14, 2010

Child of Jesus 

A person who denies being a Child of God

I am a Child of Jesus

Child of Jesus by TheCrazyLeg May 15, 2018

Creeping Jesus

A catch all term for being "under the weather" with a cold, flu, hangover, et cetera.

"I was in a cold sweat all night, reeling with the creeping jesus, retching in a bucket and freezing beneath five blankets."

Creeping Jesus by poetontheone December 3, 2011