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brown perfume

an exotic oil-filled aroma created by boiling spoiled food inside your brown boiler room. It is then captured and stored in hand crafted crystal spritzer bottles made in Italy. Very expensive!
In order to get revenge on Lisa, Ronald spread his b-hole, and sprayed her face with brown perfume while she was asleep...Sadly, Lisa never awoke

Wendy likes to blot her wrists with brown perfume before going on a big date or going to an important business meeting

Luke couldn't stop coughing when he smelled the puddle of brown perfume that leaks out onto Grandma's old recliner when she watches I Love Lucey
by sadie85 October 17, 2008
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Brown-Hovelt

"Martin Johnson is such a Brown-Hovelt"
"so was Michael Vaughn in 2005 but now he is more of a Naughten"
by RtotheBtotheH August 19, 2008
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brown period

i had a brown period and my girlfriend wouldn't put her dick in my butthole for days
by nignogfaggotpenis November 27, 2013
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brown curling

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.
I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!
by mike January 5, 2004
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The Brown Wedding

A contest between newlyweds where they tie the second knot of the night. They both insert tampons into their ass and then they tie them together, another type of matrimony. A game of tug of war is then played. It really is a game of skill and butt tightness, a dry butt hole is recommended, as any type of slippery will lessen your chances of winning. If the woman loses, she must use the tampon and if the man loses, the woman must use the tampon.
Ben: Did you have the brown wedding on your honeymoon?
Bernard: Yeah man, the game didn't last long, we served curry at the wedding.
Ben: Ahh, amateurs
by bennythebuttrapingbullet July 28, 2016
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brown goat

when a girl is wearing pig tails and you grab her hair like goat horns, and ride her like you are riding a goat... and rub your ass on her...
by ottiecow April 11, 2010
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brown

(adjective)
To not wash your dishes, to eat your roommates food and school supplies, to sleep all day, to stay up all night, to not go to class, to not shower.
Ahmad is brown.
Sup brown man.
Brown man wash your damn dishes.
by Sup Pimp February 21, 2008
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