Top-druff

When topping off a male and there appears to be pubic dandruff

That guy I sucked off last week had SERIOUS top-druff... i might need to get him some HEAD and shoulders ;)

by Therealspeller January 5, 2024

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Top

Short for „that’s on periodt“, meaning something like 'not up for debate' or '100% true'. Phrase preferrably used by girls and gays. Often used in combination with a particular hand movement as seen in the GIF, indicating there‘s no other way but death.

Girl 1: I love Nicki Minaj, she the queen of rap.
Girl 2: She woke up and chose facts, Top!
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Girl 1: Wow gurl, u so beautiful today, miss thinggg.
Girl 2: Top bitch!

by chanelgangsheet June 27, 2021

Muffin Top

When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.

"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"

by Selaphiel December 23, 2018

Top Pokie

The best you can get of anything.

Chester's slidey bridies were top pokie.

That rubs was top pokie.

by Yer Man Here April 27, 2009

Dimension top

When you get such good head that you get sent into a different dimension.

Yo bro your mum gave me dimension top this morning, I just got back.

by datPussyHalaal June 9, 2021

Iri Kwstak Power Top disorder

An ethereal beauty ready to dominate the universe. It is defined by an excessive obsession over goth , dominant , intelligent communist women. The first case of IKPTD was discovered by AKS (for confidential reasons the name will be hidden).

-Hey how have you been ?
-Dude I cant stop thinking about her its taking over my life , i want her to ruin me.
-Thats the definitely a case of Iri Kwstak Power Top Disorder (IKPTD) , you should get it checked out by a doctor or something.

by nightvbluez April 29, 2024