Caught White Handed

Getting caught cranking it right when you cum.

"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."

by yedster14 March 15, 2012

duck feet hands

When your so drunk and jerk off, ejaculate, and as soon as your done you pass out from the orgasm. When you wake up all the baby yogurt will have hardened and when you try to pull your fingers apart your hand will resemble a ducks foot.

"man you were so drunk last night, you gave yourself a nice duck feet hands"

by Moose6219 June 8, 2007

backwards hand bandit

an incredibly rare type of woman, who is able to give a man a handjob with her hands behind her back.

she steals your orgasm with her hands behind her back.

Jill & I took a bath together & she ended up giving me a handjob with her hands behind her back. I had NO idea she was a backwards hand bandit. SWEET.

by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007

white hand of justice

The white hand of justice begins with somebody dispersing ejaculatory fluids on their hand which they stick out the window of a moving car to hit somebody across the face getting it all over their face.

Fred saw Wendy walking down the street when he was driving so he gave her the white hand of justice as he passed.

by anonobomber September 28, 2006

Horsham Hand Gernade

When you are fisting a girl's asshole and you pull your hand out with a turd and when opening your fist it explodes in your hand (blowing up like a gernade).

I was pleasuring my girlfriend's butthole when I pulled out my hand and the Horsham hand gernade went off.

by T-money Millionaire January 9, 2009

charlie 40 hands

a drinking game in which you must duct tape two forties of malt liquor to each of your hands and the bottles must be empty before you can un-tape them and remove them

Dude Dizzle was shit faced after playing Charlie 40 hands.

by Snow Ho. August 19, 2006

Grabby Hands

When someone has no judgement on how many drinks/drugs they should have so they just keep grabbing for more, eventually taking too much & regretting it.

Sarah just can’t quit drinking with her grabby hands.

by dubsk May 30, 2018