throw short people day

throw short people day is march 7

on throw short people day you should throw your short friend's

by SomeGuyWithWordKnowledge March 1, 2023

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by TakoTheMemer January 25, 2024

Why should people listen to you?

Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.

Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"

by Hym Iam January 18, 2023

white people shit

an activity commonly done by caucasion people

skydiving is white people shit.
Ever seen a black person skydive?

by kkjhkjhkjwhitepeopleshitwpsphi October 8, 2024

Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!

Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic

by Anubis55 October 10, 2023

Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.

Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!

by Mr_Mcmister December 9, 2023

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people

I wouldn’t care if you people died the next day. I really don’t give a crap about you people.

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people. You people constantly prove to me that you are not worth fighting for or saving. I wish all of you would just drop dead like a bunch of wasps sprayed by wasp spray.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020