A big dick he can make you feel like your going to die every waking moment if you meet one that’s because he’s a spy for the devil cause how could somone with that name be normal if he was born on Christmas then you should run some say that Shane Dawson should do a documentary on them!
by True king February 16, 2019
Get the Chris Olsenmug. by Sean The Skinny Loser August 15, 2022
Get the Chris Kutylamug. 
Digging a hole, knowing you've already gone too deep but you keep digging because to stop would draw attention to your complete lack of knowledge, bad decisions and general failings.
First coined 1st August 2021 when UK Member of Parliament Chris Bryant was repeatedly and mercilessly burned on Twitter. Even long-time adversaries of the MP begged him to come off the social media platform after he alleged that Pinochet was a communist.
Undeterred, the MP went on to make such a fool of himself that the phrase "Doing a Chris Bryant" was used.
First coined 1st August 2021 when UK Member of Parliament Chris Bryant was repeatedly and mercilessly burned on Twitter. Even long-time adversaries of the MP begged him to come off the social media platform after he alleged that Pinochet was a communist.
Undeterred, the MP went on to make such a fool of himself that the phrase "Doing a Chris Bryant" was used.
Having a Bryant - When you are in over your head, but you keep digging while pretending you know what you doing.
Boss to Painter. : "You know this wall was supposed to be blue, why did you paint it yellow, then proceed to paint the house, your car, and the old lady sitting on the bench outside?.. Did you paint that baby's face!? "
Painter: "I knew it was wrong, but people were watching! I just kept on going, as if that was all planned. People looked horrified when I was painting people and dogs and cars, but I just had a Chris Bryant moment. I literally couldn't stop being a prick. I was waiting for someone to take the brush off me, but they never did."
Boss to Painter. : "You know this wall was supposed to be blue, why did you paint it yellow, then proceed to paint the house, your car, and the old lady sitting on the bench outside?.. Did you paint that baby's face!? "
Painter: "I knew it was wrong, but people were watching! I just kept on going, as if that was all planned. People looked horrified when I was painting people and dogs and cars, but I just had a Chris Bryant moment. I literally couldn't stop being a prick. I was waiting for someone to take the brush off me, but they never did."
by Dic Penderyn August 1, 2021
Get the Chris Bryantmug. A guy that will stop at nothing to make you smile, and is so thoughtful that’s it’s actually kinda crazy how much you’ll fall in love with him. You will fall so hard and so fast you don’t know what hit you. His hugs are so amazing and all you wanna do is kiss him and cuddle him and just be with him. You love his smile and just being around him. He knows how to make you happy just by being near you. You are happy and feel like you are dancing on a cloud just by the sight of him and the mention of his name. You think about kissing his soft precious lips and gazing into his eyes. You can talk about him for days on day about how amazing he is. Chris ; hispanic, tall, brown hair, brown eyes and glasses. He’s funny and knows how to make anyone laugh and he is adorable and so fine. A Chris is someone you fall in love with like I have….
by Iloveyouso<3 April 22, 2022
Get the Chrismug. 
He’s a fag that gets no bitches and is a soft ass pussy he’s also gay and he watches gay porn when he gets horny and he has a Girlfriend because he’s so sexy he turns everyone on even dudes when they see him at school and public
by Xvoi November 21, 2021
Get the Chrismug.