paula abdul

bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic

paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.

whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.

by syphilis queen June 22, 2023

Paulfried

Rob Paulsen's Gilbert Gottfried impression, as heard on Danny Phantom.

Paulsen’s Gottfried impression, or Paulfried as I call it, is that spot on!

by JayRidders August 4, 2023

Paulina

My best friend <3

Person: whos that?
Person 2: shes my best friend paulina

by Madison027262684 August 10, 2023

Paul

someone who will burn a forest down for fun

'pookie who burnt the forest down?'
'paul.'

by GRAIN?? August 16, 2023

Paula drikk brus

Paula drikk brus is a legendary fairytale from Malvik, Norway.
it`s based on the ogre Paulaah who loves to go to the soda dispenser every 30 minutes to relinquish her thirst for coke

daamn paula is walking out of the cafeteria again with 2 cokes, man Paula drikk brus.

by Prælll August 20, 2023

Paul Stitch Up

Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped

Fuck sake, another Paul Stitch Up.

by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023

Paula

she falls a lot on accident

bro I swear if Paula falls one more time

by noyalexgames September 2, 2023