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bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic
paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.

whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.
by syphilis queen June 22, 2023
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you can call anyone "girl" even if they aren't one but it's usually used for attracting attention, expressing surprise/annoyance, etc.
person 1: i texted him again
person 2: girl...

person 1: hey
person 2: girl where tf have you been

person 1: y'all look at this
person 2: girl what
by syphilis queen June 22, 2023
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the study of the chemistry between you and me
Vibeology.
Now you ask, what does it mean?
Why, it's the study of the chemistry between you and me.
- Paula Abdul, Vibeology (1991)
by syphilis queen August 27, 2023
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