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gilbert gottfried

A talented stand-up comedian who occasionally graces the airwaves by sitting in during the news segment of the Howard Stern show. Performs various schticks/routines and will inject amusing sound bites while Robin reads the news. He is very funny. Also does a good parrot schtick for those Disney Aladdin movies. Some people say that he has an annoying voice and/or laugh but hey, that's Gilbert, you either like him or you don't, just like Howard.
Gilbert does a great Jerry Seinfeld impression!

Dick Gottfried 

"My history teacher's Dick Gottfried!"
Dick Gottfried by Neoguardian September 11, 2003
a heterosexual man who fulfills every woman's dream. (sex demon)
Hey did you meet Gottfrid?
Yeah, he is the perfect man!
Gottfrid by That_Random_Toraz October 8, 2013

Goatfied 

Being too damn good at what you're doing it's unbelievable.
A:Damn did you see that guy ?!
B: Yeah that guy is unbelievable.... He's Goatfied.
Goatfied by Atocany March 7, 2019

gotfredson 

He or she has Fred’s son
Ex: Oh no they gotfredson
gotfredson by Fred.imissmyson December 1, 2021

godfried 

A perfect name to call your son. He has a great national feeling, he'll turn bald at 16, but he's the best looking guy you'll ever see. Every girl dreams about Godfried.
Girl 1: Wow, Godfried's head is so shiny.
Girl 2: I know right. Don't you just want to rub it while kissing?
Girl 3: I love how he's sweaty all the time. It makes his baldness look great.
godfried by GodfriedBoiii May 25, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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