Gottfried
Gottfried Is an amazing person, more amazing than a Daniel. Gottfried has the qualities to be the most repected man in the world.
You are certainley a Gottfried
Gottfried by Nortey-Boy May 5, 2011
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gilbert gottfried
A talented stand-up comedian who occasionally graces the airwaves by sitting in during the news segment of the Howard Stern show. Performs various schticks/routines and will inject amusing sound bites while Robin reads the news. He is very funny. Also does a good parrot schtick for those Disney Aladdin movies. Some people say that he has an annoying voice and/or laugh but hey, that's Gilbert, you either like him or you don't, just like Howard.
gilbert gottfried by A true fan of a true genius May 17, 2004
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godfried
A perfect name to call your son. He has a great national feeling, he'll turn bald at 16, but he's the best looking guy you'll ever see. Every girl dreams about Godfried.
Girl 1: Wow, Godfried's head is so shiny.
Girl 2: I know right. Don't you just want to rub it while kissing?
Girl 3: I love how he's sweaty all the time. It makes his baldness look great.
Girl 2: I know right. Don't you just want to rub it while kissing?
Girl 3: I love how he's sweaty all the time. It makes his baldness look great.
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