pocket takis

Takis that are pulled from a mysterious pocket

"I dont know where Matt gets all those pocket takis from"

by 7532 February 13, 2018

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Weird dick pocket

1. The weird over-flapping piece of fabric that is at the front of the boxers.

2. A gaggle of dudes hanging out in the corner at a party, avoiding women.

1. Why do your boxers have that weird dick pocket?

2. Look at those weird dick pockets, hanging out in the corner.

by The d pocket June 1, 2019

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Pockets

When a girl has the buttery skin tone range within dark and white.. and she’s bad.

how’s your new girl…
yea she’s pockets

by Boilsy May 21, 2024

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The act of pulling the male having sex with a female that is other alien or has alien genitalia, inside in personal pocket to be drained of cum, for procreation, usually is a safe process for the male.

Charlie was pulled inside of Aquilla's sex pocket, and drained of cum.

by Madtrickstercuite November 30, 2023

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Shreveport Side Pocket

DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!

Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.

Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.

Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!

Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!

by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022

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