pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.
Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.
by ItsFreeRealEstate April 01, 2019
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suey off the top

jumping off a high place, meaning suicide off the top, used in a joking way. no harm done, usually used when playing games.
*context; in a hill, tower, about to drop down, or just any high place* playboikobe: AYY SUEY OFF THE TOP BOYS!!
by piggle riggle ri June 18, 2022
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Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
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Col-top

The literal embodiment of "put the cold ones on top" followed by dropping pizza rolls onto another plate loudly at 2AM.
Hey bro, if you're going downstairs; my family is sleeping so don't Col-Top.
by Gzilla25 June 14, 2018
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top milf

Riley's mom, normally the hottest milf around
Damn that chick is hot, must be Riley's mom, what a top milf
by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022
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frosting top

frosting top is an adjective used to describe when a persons flab hangs over their pants, but it is not quite as sever as a muffin top
That girl needs to pull her shirt down and cover up that frosting top !
by acoustic73 July 06, 2009
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Top Airnover

Top Airnover is a semi-professional content creator for Top Clan in Brawlstars. He is the 17th substitute for the professional team, due to how absolutely mediocre and subpar his skillset is. Top Airnover claims he is the CEO of Top Clan, despite not funding/making/doing anything/paying any of the members for the clan. In fact, all of the members of Top Clan claim he should be kicked out permanently from the clan and leadership should go to Top Chilli. He is a one-trick Jacky player, even though he sucks absolute balls at her.
Who is this Top Airnover guy?
Top Airnover is cryptoselling my comp game.
Top Airnover sucks at Jacky.
by xjiho May 08, 2024
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