Top set

Dickhead wankers who r clever n think they r hard but are actually hard over osmosis

Those top set dickhead wankers got full marks in the test again, bet they wank off to ionic bonding

by Ramadan9900 June 1, 2018

Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014

top-player

someone that can't be stopped. Untamable beast.

look up pottah
look up beasting

that nigga is a top-player

by Big bizzle April 30, 2003

Cock Top

A real dick head.

A smart ass ass hole.

He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!

Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!

by Lala Anne April 14, 2023

mutton top

Another word to describe when a big beefie guy has a muffin top

"Hey is that miles"
"Duh you can see his mutton top from here"

by Potroast77 November 20, 2016

Top mommy

The dominate lesbian who gets pussy eaten before she eats pussy you mess with this bitch she gonna make you eat her until she orgasms

She my top mommy (l) 👅

by Big daddy 1074 October 7, 2016

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022