Colonatrian

Referring to someone against Colonization yet attempts to act just like someone who is not against Colonization.

Unfortunately, I was forced to be a colonatrian to book the new role.

by Thadicus Whom Noob December 19, 2025

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Colonizing berry picker

These are fighting words. You should be outraged, or so ashamed of yourself, that you run and get wild game, preferably venison. Moose meat is ideal and hard to 'get'.

1 moose (you can stay for now)
2 moose ( all her relatives are going to come and meet you, to welcome you into the family and is that fresh moose meat?)
5 moose (you are marrying someone one in the tribe. The moose will be gone. You can have some one of two ways a) You will literally have to go rez home to rez home at dinner time and have dinner with that family and your 'new fiance' to get some of your moose meat back. This will take several days. b) When you and your girlfriend go outside late morning the Chief will have fired up the community barbecue with the whole tribe as he praises his tribal daughter for bring home a good hunter and provider. Her new husband.(that's you tugar.))

Married by the chief in informal tribe of people and witnessed by every one.

You Colonizing berry picker! Go get me some moose meat now, Tugar.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025

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Colombia

place. Delightful land composed of a decidedly odd combination of foetid swamp and needlessly pointy mountains that, after a few millennia spent as a bottleneck for migratory aboriginal land speculators, became first a slave-state for predatory europeans and then a front for drug runners intent on destroying a much better country far to the north. A version of football is popular in the flatter bits of the country but a lack of centre backs with any sense of vision and a mandatory death sentence for keepers mishandling the ball has hampered Colombia’s progress on the international stage. Recent events in neighbouring Venezuela have prompted discussions amongst the top leaders centring on the feasibility of following the lead of the ancient wayfarers and moving the entire population and all their assets south into sparsely-settled Ecuador.

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If Venezuela becomes the 51st state could Colombia become the 2nd Puerto Rica?

by gnostic3 January 9, 2026

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Colorado Cappuccino

When you're hiking in the Rocky Mountains with your partner and their Yeti mug they bought at Sierra runs empty, hold the mug over your brown eye and release the steaming hot diarrhea you've been holding in all morning. Finish by cranking one out and making a design in the foamy top.

She ran out of water in her Yeti mug during our hike, so I was able to give her a Colorado Cappuccino since we had chili last night!

by SassyPirate January 11, 2026

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