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1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America
Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it
by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023
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November 1

National hang them Christmas lights up day. Hang those damn lights up already, nobody gives a living fuck about Thanksgiving
Johnny : hey, it's only November 1, what are you doi-

Mary : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME HANG THESE DAMN LIGHTS"
by Dodosolsollalasol October 27, 2023
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November 1

I’m not losing nnn (proceeds to lose at the first day November 1)
by American Freedom Eagle October 27, 2023
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1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"
by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023
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November 1

-Why did you post a photo of me?
- It's November 1! National "Post your best friend" Day!
by halfanhourorso November 1, 2023
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Bejrovbreast Bejrovbooty GanBJrasta 1. justices payback

A Bemmimgfilm. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created bejrovbreast bejrovbooty ganbjrasta 1. justices payback. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 2, 2023
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