straight trade

when a straight person looks gay or lesbian but is actually just straight

person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade

by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025

Straight Poolin'

When someone defecates their britches. A most disturbing fate indeed.

"I'm straight poolin'... straight poolin' shit in my pants!" (This is a quote from Homestuck)

by Gusso Sorsusso June 28, 2025

Straight Larry

The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.

Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"

by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025

Straight Cocksucker

A Straight cocksucker is one who delights in getting down on her/his knees for the sole purpose of providing pleasure to a big beautiful cock by inserting the cock into their mouth and kissing and sucking a cock, until it is overcome with ecstasy and explodes into the cocksucker's waiting mouth.

Melanie enjoys encouraging her husband Peter that it's ok to embrace the urge and craving he has upon see a big beautiful cock and that she loves having a Straight Cocksucker husband.

by Curious explorer August 3, 2025

Straight Coming Out

The act of a straight person telling other people they are straight.

Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

straight nathan

Putting in absolutely zero work.

I'm going to be doing straight nathan this game

by moerat August 22, 2025

Straight-A student

Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.

fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025