Calamity In Your Dancing Pants

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.

"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

by Sparky1992 May 9, 2025

Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants

I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from

by F34 May 11, 2025

Anna Pants

Low-rise and flare jeans.

I’m wearing anna pants to friendsgiving! 😍

by luv u November 22, 2021

Pantelis

A person that is obsessed with redheads and is also pronounced as Auswitchz.

Wx... Enas Pantelis (auswitchz) erxetai...

by RedheadLover123 November 22, 2021

pants dropper

someone who sleeps around

you’re such a pants dropper

by Mimicking mother (EA) April 6, 2024

pants beer

The act of pouring a can or glass of beer down your pants.

I can’t do pants beer anymore, I only have four pairs of pants left!

by pantsbeer21 April 7, 2024

Forbidden Pants

Basically just pants that make your behind look exaggerated,

Wearing then comes with a rule, however.
If worn at home, the female wearing must send a photo of her in them in the mirror to at least one male friend

Dam, Stacy followed up on the Forbidden Pants rule, they look GOOD

by That one CHampion April 15, 2024