2014 Facebook Post 

Fire ass statement

For example: Serrano shit on Nicole’s hilarious good morning text, not realizing it was an awesome 2014 Facebook post.

2014 Facebook Post by Gotchab!tch November 27, 2024

Know by Facebook 

When you recognize the name of someone in a conversation, but then realize that you only know them through facebook and have never actually met.

Disclaimer: Admitting this could cause you to sound like a creeper.

Person 1: Sorry we couldn't hang out, I was studying with (Insert Name) last night. Do you know him?
Person 2: Hmm, not by face, but I might know by Facebook.
Person 1: So that's a no?
Person 2: Pretty much.

Know by Facebook by Rockinroller September 3, 2010

The New Facebook 

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.

Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.

The New Facebook by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 15, 2011

Thats Going On Facebook 

When Something halarious,stupid, or just plain dumb that somebody says that can be put of facebook for other people to share.

"You gotta call Social Sercurity on them"
(laughter bwahahahaha) Its Social Services ! (more laughter)

Dude Thats Going On Facebook

Thats Going On Facebook by Deitz69 December 10, 2011

Pulling A Facebook 

Ruining your product trying to catch up with a quickly rising competitor, constant updates that don't actually improve anything, risking integrity and original goals out of fear of becoming obsolete

Man, Mozilla is really pulling a facebook with all the useless updates since Firefox 4.

Yeah, they're only making it easier for Google to swoop up all of their users with Chrome

Pulling A Facebook by LackadaisicalFucker October 1, 2011

Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"

She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.

Pissing all over my Facebook by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013

Stick that on your Facebook and post it!

The equivalent to the phrase "stick that in your pipe and smoke it" or "take that to the bank."

I just gave you a huge dose of truth, man. Stick that on your Facebook and post it!

Stick that on your Facebook and post it! by TheMayorOfEarth January 18, 2016