Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 24, 2021

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top roller

A woman with a bare midriff , but instead of being delightfully slim and showing off her flat stomach, has rolls of fat which droop over the top of her trousers ..avert your eyes...a muffin top, but bigger!
Her genetic time bomb has gone off and she is well on the way to minger status.

look at that one coming out of McDonalds, she's a real top roller

by Blumpher September 1, 2006

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TOP G

Andrew Tate is the top G and whenever you want to refer to him, call him Top G.

"Free Top G"
"He's mysoginistic"
"Shut the fuck up"

by 765lt.mso March 25, 2023

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choc-top

when you do anal and you pull you dick out and half of it is covered in poo

fuck mate the choc-top she gave me was shit

by p3rs0nality November 12, 2019

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lazy top

The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".

Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.

by wadelsinsane April 3, 2024

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