Sockward

The inevitably awkward way in which a guy must remove his socks and trousers in front of his partner prior to sexual intercourse.

Sukhdeep felt sockward as he struggled to remove his socks and pants in front of Parvati.

by Ben's Penis February 16, 2012

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Socklitics

Politics regarding socks- to wear them with certain shoe types, or to go bare. Can be expanded to arguments over sock colours and patterns, with a frequent dispute being whether or not it is acceptable to wear socks to bed.

Guy with swag: "Um, are you wearing socks...with sandals?!"

Guy without swag: "Yah, so?"

Guy with swag: "You have an appalling knowledge of Socklitics"

by Joseph Butler May 21, 2012

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Sockspocks

A fatal and contagious disease which affects all socks belonging to teenage boys and house elves. If socks report smelling and are spotted please rush them to the nearest washing machine.

Winky found a sock with Sockspocks which then infected the entire population of Hogwart's socks with Sockspocks

by Dr Sockspocks III April 22, 2013

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Sockrifice

When a member of a friend group uses their sock to clean up a spilled substance or for any other use a sock can be used for. The important part is that someone gives up a sock. It is sometimes used to counter act a party foul.

Jared spilled his beer on the counter, therefore he made a Sockrifice so to avoid having to perform the party foul ritual of the night.

by Jedi_sir December 6, 2013

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sockatocka

- Used when struggling to lift heavy weights
- Also used as a word to display craziness in theatres/plays

- You have two reps left in a Set. Shouting "Sockatocka" will get you through the pain
- On a stage, an actor is trying to portray how crazy he is. Shout "Sockatocka" very slowly

by Manda 25 October 22, 2014

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