Cunt potato

A stupid/obnoxious person | A vagina tumor
She kicked me in the leg what a cunt potato.
Went to the doctors today and found out i have a cunt potato.
by Cuntpotato420 February 21, 2017
mugGet the Cunt potatomug.

potatoable

if a message is quite funny or interesting, meaning having potatoboard chances
can you potato a thread because this is very potatoable
by yande October 2, 2023
mugGet the potatoablemug.

Here we eat the potato

To waste a valuable thing or resource on impulse or in a fit of insanity
Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!

Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato
by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023
mugGet the Here we eat the potatomug.

potato

A person who continues to fall for satire on the internet over and over again
The Onion: Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel

MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot

Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again
by anonymous September 23, 2025
mugGet the potatomug.

Potato

a word in which dumb idiot girls call themselves, and then self diagnose themselves with depression and anxiety. I really want to hurt them
Idiot girl: omg I am a potato!
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.
by Imsosohungry April 6, 2021
mugGet the Potatomug.

pants potato

Girls like to gargle pants potatoes!
by charquol November 18, 2009
mugGet the pants potatomug.

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