She kicked me in the leg what a cunt potato.
Went to the doctors today and found out i have a cunt potato.
Went to the doctors today and found out i have a cunt potato.
by Cuntpotato420 February 21, 2017

by yande October 2, 2023

Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!
Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!
Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato
by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023

The Onion: Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel
MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot
Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again
MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot
Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again
by anonymous September 23, 2025

a word in which dumb idiot girls call themselves, and then self diagnose themselves with depression and anxiety. I really want to hurt them
Idiot girl: omg I am a potato!
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.
by Imsosohungry April 6, 2021

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

by charquol November 18, 2009
