Hooked on Jesus 

Upper class slang for being hooked on cocaine

Rich Girl: I'm quite hooked on Jesus

Hooked on Jesus by Brandybeer July 17, 2006

Edge jesus 

Hunter Romans the best person ever is one.

Hunter: "I'm an edge jesus"
All girls: "I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMG OMG!"

Edge jesus by HunterTheEdgeJesus February 16, 2018

sacred heart of jesus high school 

A private all girls catholic high school in Lincoln Heights filled with skanks, hoes, and sluts. This school is so needy for students.

Boy 1: Have you seen Val's nudes ?
Boy 2: Val from Sacred heart of Jesus High School ?
Boy 1: Yea ! The Sacred hoe
Boy 2: Oh yeah bro, the whole school's been having that hoe's nudes for a while now

sacred heart of jesus high school by iknowyoursecretss May 4, 2016

Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus 

These are the two accounts that Stuart Harling used to create definitions here on UrbanDictionary. UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you.

Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)

Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus

Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus by Death Menace April 17, 2022

creeping jesus

going downstairs late night to eat sweets!! ;)

my stomach hurts because i was a 'creeping jesus' last night!

creeping jesus by ive been told i look like a lisa October 28, 2007

De Jesus 

Mexican Jesus taken from the from the king of the Jews name Yehoshua aka Jesus Christ.
Pronounced "da-Jesus" as in, "Hey everyone look its De Jesus.

Mexican catholic: . Oh my god! Its De Jesus has come to save us here in Mexico!

De Jesus by superbipolar420 July 6, 2016

Is it Jesus 

Usually in an elementary school class after the teacher says that there is a guest. Best if used in a Catholic school.

Teacher: Today we have a special guest class.
Student; Is it Jesus?

Is it Jesus by Jesus is here February 9, 2009