Alex the Similar Bean

The man who lead the conquest into New Mexico

“Who’s your favourite historical figure?”
“Alex the Similar Bean, Conqueror of New Mexico, of course!”

by OhNoItsJoe January 27, 2023

Alex

Alex is a great guy overall, but the second he doesn't get his way he talks shit. He is dumb depending on who he hangs out with and he's just a jerk. He will manipulate you until he gets in your pants.

The second I didn't have feelings for Alex I ended things and bam WW2

by Babygirl.k. March 13, 2018

alex

so hot

get the alex mug

by alex the poopoo December 29, 2022

alex

someone who will make you fall in love with him and tell you he loves you then breaks your heart. He is the type of person to make plans then cancel an hour before. He is the type of person to break up with you for your bestfriend.

person 1: omg I'm dating alex
person 2: he just broke up with me 5 minutes ago?!

by thicc_btch(hotter.than.ur.mom) October 3, 2023

Alex

most amazing and beautiful GIRL ever and deserves to be so loved and you should never break her heart because shes the most amazing and funny person ever!!

via : hi alex your so beautiful like so gorgeous
alex : hi via yes we can date

by user224 March 12, 2024

Alex

the best csgo player in the world.......NOT

alex u gay

by swegs March 12, 2018

Alex

Gay faggot who cheats on his girlfriend

Alex, a terrible person

by True teller of cheaters January 15, 2020