A combination homo-hawk (or faux-hawk) and comb-over for follically-challenged gay guys. The remaining strands are combed to the centre from both sides, covering the bald spot and creating a weak homo-hawk at the same time.
Rob: Hey, Colin's homo-hawk is looking a little sparse these days.
Aaron: Yeah it's really more of a comb-o-hawk now.
Eva: Look at that guy's hair! It's kind of a double comb-over into the centre.
Peter: Comb-o-hawk!
Aaron: Yeah it's really more of a comb-o-hawk now.
Eva: Look at that guy's hair! It's kind of a double comb-over into the centre.
Peter: Comb-o-hawk!
by ocius1 May 14, 2009
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An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.
Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.
Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
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Israel koyak after being attacked with social media keyboard warrior in regards to the recent attacks on Palestinians.
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Get the MAX LOUDER mug.Alexander Hamilton is a rare bird of prey. Unlike other species, Such as the Aaron Burr for example who is willing to wait for it until his food comes along, The Alexander Hamilton is certainly not throwing away his shot. In fact, he states this phrase multiple times per day. As relentless as the Alexander Hamilton may be, he is still loving and caring. This bird is especially known to have no chill at all.
You: "SHIT! I think there's a wild Alexander Hamilton chasing me!
Alexander Hamilton: "I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!"
Alexander Hamilton: "I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!"
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Get the bucket fairy mug.1. A douchebag. A paid or part time firefighter/medic that likes to tell others of how important he is and that he can solve all of life's emergency needs.
2. Jippy Jake has all the training, fresh out of the academy, with maybe 3 to 5 years of diluted experience and wants to help... Only he hasn't the slightest fucking clue of what he's suppose to be doing.
3. Jippy Jake likes to belittle the public he is suppose to be serving and spends countless hours on social media and on his ass at the station, trash talking volunteers and paid on call firefighters and EMTs.
4. Jippy Jake will never talk shit in person. He is a coward and doesn't want to get his ass beat by the real Firefighters. He never actually even takes vitals on medical calls nor lifts a finger on fire calls, again, clueless coward.
2. Jippy Jake has all the training, fresh out of the academy, with maybe 3 to 5 years of diluted experience and wants to help... Only he hasn't the slightest fucking clue of what he's suppose to be doing.
3. Jippy Jake likes to belittle the public he is suppose to be serving and spends countless hours on social media and on his ass at the station, trash talking volunteers and paid on call firefighters and EMTs.
4. Jippy Jake will never talk shit in person. He is a coward and doesn't want to get his ass beat by the real Firefighters. He never actually even takes vitals on medical calls nor lifts a finger on fire calls, again, clueless coward.
E24C: "who is that sitting on his ass in the third due apparatus while everyone else is tending to injured and putting out the fire?"
Batt2: "That's Parnell, he's a Jippy Jake bitch pretending to be important, his own guys don't even want him on scene."
Batt2: "That's Parnell, he's a Jippy Jake bitch pretending to be important, his own guys don't even want him on scene."
by Chits_gettin-real June 29, 2014
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