new zealand zest

ejaculate; cum; jizz

Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.

"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.

by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015

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New Zealand

Where LOTR was filmed

Hey, where's New Zealand?
IDK, either in the South Pacific or somewhere in Middle Earth

by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 12, 2017

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New Zealand

Noun
Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)

Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

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A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.

"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"

by ChaoTato May 5, 2020

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New Zealand

Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)

I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.

Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then

by doo doo 😛 September 1, 2020

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