certified gas

meaning that a food/drink is amazing and gives the feeling of being full almost immediately.

"Man that burger is certified gas bro"

by The_8bit_Croc February 16, 2023

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Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

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Certified CK

Certified Cervix Killer

Having a dick large enough to reach back bruise a cervix.

Mannnnn Becka that guy Gavin that fucked me last night was a Certified CK 😫

by Sketchster August 5, 2023

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certifiedgoatkiller

He is a WV rap legend who is known by that nickname. Certifiedgoatkiller is one of his albums.

The certifiedgoatkiller is coming into town for a musical event.

by The Moon Wolf August 29, 2023

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certifiedlarp

sexiest remorse member and also runs the doxxing branch shinyo

certifiedlarp is such a lil cutie pie >.<

by certifiedlarp October 7, 2023

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A certified waffler is someone who waffles so much that they could practically have a degree in it.

Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.

Girl: Tells a long pointless and irrelevant story : "...So that is why I didnt reply to any of your texts for the past week!"

Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"

by SommerRayyy December 11, 2023

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