Own your C

The strangest series of commercials in the world, that accomplish nothing more than making viewing think "wtf?"

Own your C has one commercial featuring someone dressed up as some sort of woodland creature leading school children in a dance, that's it, and then it ends.

by Mugs! December 21, 2008

Own your outcome

The act of presenting a serious mistake as a net positive result to a boss too stupid to decern the difference.

She took out that retaining wall with the forklift, but convinced her boss that the wall was unsafe and needed to go, she knows how to own your outcome.

by SLOM5 February 9, 2023

Own your likeness

You know that if I do this ☝️ and I have to lift a finger... If I even feel as though I've at to breath too hard between then and now... to remediate my own situation... Not ONLY will you never get it back... But I will milk you like the farm animals you are... Indefinitely.

Hym "YOU WANTED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT INCELS THOUGH DIDN'T YOU!? Do I seriously own your likeness in perpetuity? That... Is... Hilarious. That's what they call: 'Getting owned' in the gaming community. Really! This is fucking priceless! Man, you really did not handle this correctly. Should have set your ego and your pride aside... Did the right thing REGARDLESS of what I said... And then took a long hard look at how you talk about people. God... You motherfuckers are dumb. Really. An incel owns you. Owns, owned, and will continue to own you. I had better not."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A quote from the low-budget sci-fi/fantasy film The Dungeonmaster, popularized by Adam Savage of Mythbusters, this quote basically means "you may be technically right, but you're not changing my mind." This can come off as stubborn, but it really doesn't matter, since you don't care about the technical "facts".

Person 1: Ugh this character's design is so terrible and pointless.
Person 2: Well actually, did you know that it's design comes from goes on to prove person 1 wrong
Person 1: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Person 2: -sigh- Okay then, moving on...

by Kali_Gratitude_Rok7 August 20, 2018

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Breaking the rules: like being able to kill the bad guy even though you already died.

Sword Art Online Abridged Parody: Episode 11

Kirito: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Kayaba: "NICE!! Dungeonmaster!"
Kirito: "What? No! Mythbusters... What the hell is Dungeonmaster?"
Kayaba: "Oh. I was so happy there for a second."

by Animefangirl365 December 13, 2018

I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~

Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.

I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~

Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."

by clearblood June 7, 2021

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A phrase used by a person who likes to eat shit, to some extent knows that eating shit is bad for them, but doesn't acknowledge that fact and therefore dismiss it.

It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.

Example (à la Patrick's wallet meme):

PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??

Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.

PC user: *facepalm*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 20, 2020