wongle

A wongle is a grown Chinese man that acts like a baby and has to be fed and treated like one.

“He is such a wongle!”

by Silyyy GR November 27, 2018

Fish Stick Wrangler

The employee at a super market who is hired strictly for stocking fish sticks. This person is usually a 15 year old boy with pale skin, glasses, and red curly hair.

Boss: Boy do what you were hired to do and be a Fish Stick Wrangler
Boy: Ok

by SGWalnut July 9, 2010

cock wrangler

1. let's just say, "a cowboy's version of a handjob."

If Ryan Barnes wore a cowboy hat, leather chaps and sported a lasso nestled between his butt cheeks, he would be a cock wrangler.

by Robby J July 2, 2003

Wrangler

A type of tight pants that cowboys, hicks and rednecks wear. These jeans usually result in a low sperm count and small package. But just because a man has a small package doesn't mean he's not good. A man willing to put himself through the tightness of these jeans have to be good at something.

Girl: Look at the guy with the tight jeans they must be wranglers.... i would sleep with that guy any day.

by hicksshouldntbehated July 31, 2007

Turd Wrangler

Someone that fingers a person in the asshole and upon the removal of the finger(s) a turd follows. This could lead to embarrassment for one or both parties.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Dale?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: He became a Turd Wrangler while he was fingering Karen's ass.
Person 2: What a Champ! He shall now be called (Name of State where Turd was Wrangled) Turd Wrangler. Ex. Texas Turd Wrangler or TTW or TT-Dubs.

by Bananagram92 July 18, 2016

snake wrangler

Someone who wrestles the "snake" or penis. Often a derogetory term. Homosexuals are bad people.

Zack is a crazy snake wrangler

by MrSnuggles September 25, 2004

Cock wrangler

A girl who convinces a guy that she does indeed want his cock, and when the metaphorical erect organ becomes present submits it to cruel rejection. This is different then a cock tease in that teasing can almost be pleasurable this one really grabs and twists your dick.

She said "You should ask some random sophomore." She was the only sophomore in sight and only sophomore I would consider asking out so I assumed she was suggesting I ask her; to which she replied "oh, I'm sorry I don't want to date right now." She later suggests you get coffee together after rubbing her ass very hard against someone you hate. What a fucking cock wrangler.

by Asufferingman February 9, 2008