strategic wanking

the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion

strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over

by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011

wanking

wot u do whilst watchin porn on ur own see masturbate

i saw jenna loves rocco the other day and wanked hard

by bob December 12, 2003

working for the Whale

working at a Sea World park.

Damn Jenny, you smell like fish, are you working for the Whale ?

by Yostiemonster February 2, 2006

butt winking

What a girls asshole does when you work the clit with a vibrator

I watched her butt winking as I worked the angel piss out of her with the big pocket rocket

by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006

Regret Wanking

When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.

Mam, dad challenged me to go a week Regret Wanking and Ineed to come clean.

by cfghh July 31, 2012

hard working nigger

See Big Foot.

White Man 1: I saw a hard working nigger yesterday.

White Man 2: No way!

by ticl October 13, 2008

Intellectual Wanking

Engaging in an intellectual discussion that has little to do with the key facts of the conversation at hand. The biggest culprits are typically those in senior positions, particularly when they have not understood the facts and want to cover up their lack of knowledge.

You hear that crap CP was coming out with in the meeting? He loves his intellectual wanking !

by Barr Man December 30, 2009