Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

like a willow tree

Getting so High you feel like droopy kid.

We are about to get like a willow tree!

by Choadzilla March 8, 2015

The Council of willogrove

consists of B.P D.H C.J K.M J.D R.D

The council of willogrove will decide your fate.

by Julian D is best ™ January 26, 2023

willnot

little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus

Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 7, 2009

willionaire

Someone who acts, thinks, and pretends to be a millionaire, but they are not. As wanksta is to gangsta.
This person generally will display lots of monopoly style money around their person, hoping that this will encourage more real money.

Did you see that willionaire flashing all of Uncle Pennybag's (the guy from monopoly) money around? Too bad they didn't pass go!

by Ghetto Fabulous Wanksta September 21, 2005

Willow

Beautiful. Smexxy. Black. Tall. Lefty. Artist.

Willow is fine!

by Peaches9954 October 8, 2018

Willow

A Tino with attitude who WILL let you borrow her pity pen but not your good pen if you are unworthy. She roasts everyone and will make the occasional 69 joke.

Oh man, willow please give me your pity pen!!

by Socks the soggy koala April 19, 2017