Resentment Wank

The style of masturbation often used when your girlfriend has gone out on a "girls only" night out.

Can also be used when your girlfriend has placed you in a bad mood.

"Aw yeah, Fiona went out with the girls so I just stayed in and had a resentment wank".

"Yeah dude, Jen totally pissed me off last night, so I just went in the spare room and had a resentment wank".

by Monko7 September 2, 2011

hate-wank

source: gazthatch.

to masturbate whilst thinking about somebody you hate, to see whether you can finish.

a personal challenge of sorts.

I despise her so intensely, I can't even hate-wank.

by lardpony September 4, 2005

Dry Wank

The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.

"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"

by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009

Deal Wank

The post deal 'handshake' that a salesman enjoys following the signing of a contract.

"Where did Leroy go in such a hurry?"

"He just signed a contract worth $20,000, he'll be in the bog knocking out a deal wank!"

by Les Miserables October 21, 2011

wank-bank

n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process

damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank

by ... September 27, 2003

Pentatonic Wanking

Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS

One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping

by Knibnobber February 10, 2015

Incognito Wank

Using the incognito window in google chrome to browse porn, thus leaving no trace

matt: dude i just had the best incognito wank
nick & dave: awesome bro

by Slydog99 April 9, 2012