Wake-Up Sex

When whoever's in your bed can't get to sleep/wakes up and decides to penetrate their partner without warning. Often used in porn.

I can't get to sleep, I'd better have some Wake-up Sex

by ubersquirl August 18, 2012

wake and shake

to masterbate immediatly after waking up

dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up

by eggz09 March 4, 2012

The Wakeboarder

When fucking a babe from behind (like doggy) you take a wakeboard handle, put the part that attaches to the single rope around her neck and hold the handle while screaming “YEEWWWW!”

“I fucked that babe wakeboarder style”
“I totally tried the wakeboarder in bed last night... best sex ever.”
“The wakeboarder is my favorite position by far” - every girl ever

by Only made the account for this September 25, 2018

tourist wake vortex

The turbulence of low energy released from behind a gaggle of tourists plodding along without meaningful direction or motivation.

A person caught in a tourist wake vortex is rendered completely invisible, although only temporarily.

Chick1: Those guys didn't even look at us.

Chick2: Yeah, cuz we're walking behind this family of hipos. We're stuck in their tourist wake vortex - veer left!

by marybethjones December 10, 2009

bake and wake

This is when you take an edible (marijuana infused baked good) right before a nap. When you wake up you will be stoned.

Bake and wake, it's what real dreams are made of.

by Big Country SD September 16, 2011

Waka Flocka Flame

(1) Juaquin Malphurs (born May 31, 1986) also known as Waka Flocka Flame signed to So Icey Entertainment.
(2) A person with absolutely no lyrical talent
(3) Crunk rapper
(4) A person that is a thug with his So Icey Blood homies but a bitch by himself.
(5) A person that lets another rob and shoot them for their chain , then lies and says some1 was sent to kill em... then after that they have some1 else handle the problem because they are truly pussy
(6) A person with no all around hood respect because he isnt Gucci Mane Laflare and talks to much shit.. there4 earns no respect from real G's

(1) Hip Hop has been dead... I realized this when Soulja Boy and Waka Flocka became top Artists.

Matt: Since When was it cool to not be real and become a part time Gangsta??
Mark: Since Waka Flocka Flame blew up

crunk pussy bitch

by Sr. Perfect May 17, 2010

Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd

The act of consuming a large helping of eggs, any style, when under the influence of marijuana, right before bed. After waking up, get high again, and make more eggs, but in a different style. In order to do a "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" properly, you need quite a lot of eggs and recipes because you are most likely going to want to experiment beyond sprinkling cheese and diced ham over an omelet.

Man, I "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" last night, and this morning. Eggs have never been better.

by TheOnlySanchez March 18, 2011