Tweedling

The act of taking a bath and raising the head of your erect penis out of the water to make an island.
Then you take a horsefly and remove one of its wings and place it on your helmet head island.
It will be unable to fly and flap around in a circle on your dick head until you shoot your load like a volcano.

Dude...I was taking a bath last night and a horsefly landed on my bar of soap. I ripped off one of that fuckers wings and started tweedling until I bust a nut. Best feeling ever.

by Uncle_Slippy_Fist August 18, 2019

tweedle

tweedle, a sum meaning no T.V

Boy - T.V + Brains + Hair = FEZ

by Scotty-0 March 31, 2003

tweed

Combination of both "tweak" and "weed". Hence the nickname "tweed".

Jason: Pass me some tweak.

David: Pass me some weed.

Big Steve: How 'bout some tweed?!?!?!?!?!

by Ghst September 12, 2004

tweed

Short for Tweedle Dumb of Alice in Wonderland. Known for being insanely stupid. Someone that babbles on about nonsense like they know what they are talking about & everyone cares.

He had no idea what he was talking about but that didn't stop him. What a tweed.

by Zane Edison August 3, 2007

tweed

Tweed is a revelation between weed and another slang of marijuana called trees hence a combo of the two Tweed

known as "got tweed" opposed to "got trees" or "got weed"

"Got Tweed? you know? Trees/Weed?"

by NorCal420 July 22, 2005

tweebozzer

vagina or pussy

"Did ya hear Bob bangin away on the ole tweebozzer last night?"

by meony November 4, 2008

Tweedledump

A bell-shaped systems-type guy. You know the type, narrow shoulders and enormous posterior. Tweedledumps do little more than talk about how intelligent and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets.

That tweedledump, Terry Thiel, left one of his clones in the toilet.

by Triathelete Bob December 6, 2006