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Chub Tug 

The act performed by males to temporarily increase the appearance in size of their genitalia by tugging or groping their groin to induce a "chubby." Often performed in a locker room when concealment of a shower stall or towel is provided.

The chub tug can also be performed prior to public exposure of genitalia for things like medical examinations, streaking, or skinny dipping.
Meat gazer 1: Did you see that guys 2 inch schlong in the locker room?

Meat gazer 2: Ya, normally it's about 1 inch but I saw him do a chub tug under his towel a minute ago.
Chub Tug by Drum86 September 27, 2011
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Texas Tug Boat 

Texas Tug Boat is when a girl is giving you a handjob while simultaneously motor boating your balls.
Last night, while having sex, Becky gave me a Texas Tug Boat without asking for it.
Texas Tug Boat by Cerb_01 July 15, 2014
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cuddle tug

When the person you are cuddling with gives you a hand job.
eg. when your cuddle buddy tugs on your Johnson.
I was about to fall asleep when she started to give me a hand job, who know some innocent cuddling was going to turn into a cuddle tug.
cuddle tug by zeus daddy June 7, 2016

kentucky tug-of-war 

Taking half of a shit, then using the shit hanging from your ass as a dildo to insert into someone else's asshole.
We played Kentucky tug-of-war last night. His shit felt sooooo good in my asshole.

Sneaky tug 

When you are trying to beat your meat when others are in the house, you can't do it confidently.
A good confidant crank is when you know everyone’s asleep. If they’re awake it’s a sneaky tug.
Sneaky tug by GrRobot March 14, 2018

Turbo Tug 

When a nice jack off session becomes a race against time.
“Hey slugger, did you see what the new secretary was wearing today? I had to scuttle off to the men’s room for a turbo tug before the meeting this morning!
Turbo Tug by Yakyelder October 26, 2020

Ol Turkey Tug 

Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.
What a great meal. Now to top it off with a big dump and a good ol turkey tug.
Ol Turkey Tug by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017